USS Wren 1701-G Birdhouse

Boldly Grow Where No Bird Has Grown Before!

Introducing the USS Wren 1701-G (gold) from Wingedhaven Retreats – the ultimate final frontier for your feathered friends!

The USS Wren is ready to explore strange new yards, seek out new seeds, and new avian civilizations. Your backyard birds will be ready to embark on five-year missions to explore the galaxy... or at least your garden.

Captain Chirp and his crew will love roosting in this vessel, designed to withstand encounters with Klingons and Romulan predators.

Don't let your birds suffer a Red-Shirt fate – beam them up to safety in this high-quality hatchway to the stars. It's so cozy, they'll think they've died and gone to Starfleet Academy!

Remember, in space, no one can hear you tweet – but in this birdhouse, every chirp will sound like music to your pointy Vulcan ears.

Make it so – order your USS Wren 1701-B today and watch your birds live long and prosper!

Resistance is futile... your birds will be assimilated into comfort!